cat on bed: [sneezes]
cat on floor: [jumps in surprise]
Did you know that Cornell has an enormous archive of ANIMAL SOUNDS that you can LISTEN TO WHENEVER?
If you go HERE to #3 you can listen to a scientist HOLD A MICROPHONE NEAR HIS CAT for 2:38 of high quality purr sounds
this cat is so happy he is like a little comfy rumble train imagine this happy cat being so cozy he’s just like yes microphone sure friend hi
and the SCIENTIST becomes overwhelmed with such love that he cannot help but speak words of great praise
FOR SCIENCE
IN 1988
I’ve seen this cross my dash and I just now listened, and,
“He’s the purrmaster. He’s the master purr-cat of the universe.”
cats.
@saxifraga-x-urbium here is the purr MP3 you requested maybe!
Fuck yes this is the kind of content I came to the internet for
unmute this. it’s pure joy.
Cats in a nut shell.
Captions:
Human: Hey, how about a candy?
Cat: [sniffs disdainfully]
Human: No? How about the wrapper?
Cat: [chews wrapper, making it crackle]
